Saturday, June 15, 2013

Bacon and eggs, or, how men can raise testosterone levels

Why would I post this? Eggs? Why does it matter? It matters because we are in a Pop Tart world now. We have bought in to adverts that claim falsehoods. We have played the games saying that our mind is what is most important. That is like being a race car driver without a pitstop. What is your pitstop? Muscle needs aminos. Aminos are protein, not cereal proteins. They make you hypogonadic...ok, I just made up that word. But in a medical study in Iran in 1986, those with zinc deficiency from cereal proteins, had two distinct outcomes: Hypo-gonadism, and emotional instability. If you have copper pipes, white spots on your nails, or your shoes stink, think zinc. You can also get zinc deficient in heat because sweat carries the zinc out of you. Also alcohol upsets the ratio and depletes you. People who fall in love in a bar, over a drink, and then don't eat, sometimes use the availability of sex to amp up their energy. It is not emotionally stable. Some use anger instead to amp energy. Think the middle east and boys who throw rocks or even girls holding a line getting shot in the eye with a gas canister or run over by a caterpiller. Think of the French in the morning after a croissant and coffee that curls the hair on your chest. Who hasn't heard of a French person (in France of course), shoving an elderly American tourist lady in the gutter, or hitting a visiting student on the back, or punching a guy out for not composting his billet. Think emotional instability, the new French disease. (The other was fixed with penicillin.) This one is fixed with eggs. So before you come to me for the magic of hypnosis, a snap of the fingers fix on all that is upsetting, ask yourself this.  Do you live in the Pop Tart world? If you do I cannot help you. No I can't. Sorry about that. Hypnosis is no game. It is a wholistic approach. If you body is out of whack because you didn't know about eggs, then I can help you. If you want me to wave a wand, then cinema-therapy is better for you. They are adept at hypnotizing people. Go there please, I bid ye peace.

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